Nathan is an intern who says the most amazing things. We've been compiling a list of them for a while and now, we can finally share them with you. Some of them may be a little risqué, but hey, this is the internet. There's a lot worse out there.

Archive for March, 2007


“I hate his head! And his cheeks!”

Nathan after seeing a video of Max Headroom, whom he had never heard of.

“What if nobody invented kleenex and we just blew our nose in our hands?”

Nathan ponders the existence of facial tissues.

“Dr. Pepper made me go crazy!”

Nathan on a sugar high, shortly before a violent coughing fit.

“Gosh dang it, Matt is so stinky.”

Nathan gets frustrated when his boss disappears numerous times while trying to track down a font.

“Gmail can’t go down, it’s like a super power. Google’s like the biggest thing in the whole world.”

Nathan gets frustrated when he can’t log on to Gmail.