Nathan is an intern who says the most amazing things. We've been compiling a list of them for a while and now, we can finally share them with you. Some of them may be a little risqué, but hey, this is the internet. There's a lot worse out there.

Archive for April, 2007


“From my butt, I can see your house.”

Nathan mis-hears the lyrics to a song.

“Oh. My. Goodness. I just burped and it smelled like my dog’s farts.”

(No comment.)

“I just breathed air through the cake. Like a cake filter.”

Even more cake fun.

“I have one perfect bite of cake left. I don’t know what to do with it. It just feels so good on my lips.”

Seriously, Nathan loves cake.

“Dude, your computers smell. Seriously, come put your face right here.”

Robbie’s computers don’t smell good.

“I hope I’m never 40. I’m just kidding, I wish I was 40.”

Nathan at a coworker’s 40th birthday party.

“I love the cake part. Just the cake. I wish I could sleep on it.”

Nathan really loves cake.

“Hey check this out:” (Nathan throws a few pieces of chocolate up in the air, which then bounce off his head.) “I just thought it would be cool to do that.”

Chocolate rain.

“Tea is one of the best things to throw up. Because it’s so smooth, you know?”

Nathan loves his tea both coming and going.

“I don’t know any of these bands! Well, I know Quiet Riot because of my friend who’s a little mentally challenged.”

Nathan, born in 1986, reads a list of ’80s bands.