Nathan is an intern who says the most amazing things. We've been compiling a list of them for a while and now, we can finally share them with you. Some of them may be a little risqué, but hey, this is the internet. There's a lot worse out there.

Archive for May, 2007


“Can you believe Sean keeps a list of things I say? I’m never talking again!”

I’ve been found out.

“That’s so stupid. I could sell my toenail for like $5 million.”

Nathan learns that last.fm was purchased for $280 million.

Nathan: “What’s that?”

Robbie:  ”A swimming tiger.”
Nathan:  ” … does it really live underwater?” 

“All right who tooted? Wait it might be me. I remember tooting like 30 minutes ago.” (sniff sniff) “Yeah, it’s me. That’s terrible!” (sniff sniff) “I kind of like it.”

Nathan must be nervous again.

“Dang it, I just blew into my pop can and it flew up all over my face!”

Well, don’t do that Nathan.

“I spelled “shoulder” S-H-O-L-D-U-R!”

Gerald:  ”I wouldn’t brag about it.”

“Oh man. I already went #2 today, but I’m so nervous I have to go again. Ohhh man.”

Nathan gets even more nervous.

“When I get nervous, I get gas. Don’t come over here.”

Nathan must get nervous a lot.