“Oh my god, did you see Samsung’s new printer? It’s so… I want to have hot desk sex with it.”
Don’t use the printer after Nathan, either.
Archive for August, 2007
“I have such a good vertical jump that I can get my butt right in people’s face.”
Nathan brags about his leaping abilities.
“I can’t wait until I’m, like, 80-years-old and I have a butt-indentation from my wallet.”
Nathan looks forward to the future.
“Hottest Disney character: Tinkerbell.”
A moment of clarity.
“Taking your computer to the bathroom is like taking millions of magazines.”
Don’t ever touch Nathan’s laptop.
“It’s taking like a 50-year century.”
Or at least half as long as a regular one.
“I feel like Wonder Woman.”
Nathan gets in touch with his feminine superhero side.
“Doesn’t it seem like jazz musicians are lazy?”
Completely out of nowhere.