“Uh oh, my toots are coming out the back.”
I am not interested in learning what the alternative is.
Archive for February, 2008
“Today is such a sweet day except for the bagels.”
Friday is donut day. Not bagel day!
“AHHH I tooted and it smelled like rust! Wait until you get a load of it!”
Thanks for that, Nate.
“I just yawned and it tasted like crab meat.”
Odd, because he had a burrito for lunch.
“Oh mama this feels good.”
Nathan scratches his inner ear. With a car key.
“It’s not even anything dirty. I just want to hug her.”
Nathan like likes Scarlett Johansson.
“I can’t eat Hot Tamales. They smell like a bathroom. You know, like when you’re camping. They smell like hornets.”
Just like hornets. Little red candy hornets.
“You watch things go down the toilet? When I flush, I run!”
Nathan flees the scene.
Nathan: “Don’t you wish you could work naked?”
Sean: ” … No.”
Nathan: “It’d be comfy.”
Nathan wants to work hard.